Dear Kyle, I'm breaking up with you and it's all my fault. While you have remained the same man from the day we met (disciplined, selfless, never trying to be something you weren't), I've changed. Yes, I should be thankful for your yeoman efforts against Ghana but... I just can't picture life with you in the knockout round. Sorry.
Harpo
over 11 years
Dear Kyle, I'm breaking up with you and it's all my fault. While you have remained the same man from the day we met (disciplined, selfless, never trying to be something you weren't), I've changed. Yes, I should be thankful for your yeoman efforts against Ghana but... I just can't picture life with you in the knockout round. Sorry.