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USMNT Tweets of the Week: Eddie Goes Shopping

The American forward is working the mall scene, while DaMarcus Beasley is looking for love and Dax McCarty gets a hilarious answer from the cops during Hurricane Sandy.
BY Jesse Yomtov Posted
November 03, 2012
7:43 AM
10. Perry Kitchen—Did the D.C. United man agree with Blake Shelton as “Entertainer of the Year”?:

9. Mix Diskerud—Maybe another Jurgen will apply these theories towards Mix:

8. Terrence Boyd—Can’t argue with three consecutive Emmys:

7. Dax McCarty—At least they’re honest:

6. Chris Pontius—Perhaps an empty offer, but we’ll never know:

5. Alejando Bedoya—Don’t we all?

4. Juan Agudelo—The forward’s not alone in mourning one of the East Coast’s favorite summer spots:

3: AJ DeLaGarza—He’s not wrong:

2. DaMarcus Beasley—Can a nice lady please get in touch with DaMarcus? We just want him to be happy:

1. Eddie Johnson—Going to say he meant “don’t see any.” Malls of the Seattle metropolitan area, please take note:

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