10. Alejandro Bedoya: Often considered doing this, but never had the guts to go through with it

Sometimes I'll go stand next to someone at the ATM machine and when they type their pin in I yell, 'Got it!' and run away!...

— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) April 25, 2013

9. Robbie Rogers: I live in D.C. and even I know “The 405” is notorious for traffic

How is there traffic on the 405 now?!?!

— Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers) April 26, 2013

8. Tony Beltran: Can’t tell if that’s a sponge mop, a sledgehammer or a paint roller. Either way, god speed Tony

Time to prep these walls. #DIY twitter.com/tonybeltran23/…

— Tony Beltran (@tonybeltran23) April 25, 2013

7. Sacha Kljestan: Well, we all know the stereotypes about Belgian post offices…

Dang customers at the Belgian post office going nuts today. Yelling at the workers. Peace and love people!!

— Sacha Kljestan (@SachaKljestan) April 24, 2013

6. Freddy Adu: Crowdsourcing for ways to help the crowd? Awesome.

Does anyone know of any sites that have updates to Bahia games etc? And also a way to watch the games for people in the US

— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) April 25, 2013

5. Terrence Boyd: That’s a helluva hashtag

Congrats bro @jozyaltidore #hesnotahumanbeing

— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) April 26, 2013

4. Juan Agudelo: Pretty sure that every single roller coaster in the world prohibits video. Regardless, a fantastic Vine

????@nessatooraw vine.co/v/bxWWpt6lQYp

— Juan Agudelo (@jagudelo11) April 27, 2013

3. Stuart Holden: The headline here is Juan Agudelo getting beat out for Vine of the week

Ice bath timmmme vine.co/v/bUAYvIrLv2W

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) April 25, 2013

2. Dax McCarty: Ouch, indeed

Honestly, I just feel bad for Luis Suarez's mom. Think about having to breast feed that kid. #ouch #wegotabiter

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) April 22, 2013

1. Herculez Gomez: Going for the jugular!

@mls @thesoccerdon why are my rights still owned by KC (Wizards)? ????

— herculez gomez (@herculezg) April 23, 2013