10. Heath Pearce: Yeah, not a good week for that guy

Stay classy incognito

— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) November 4, 2013

9. Mix Diskerud: We’re all guilty

Am I the only one counting days until Christmas?

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) November 7, 2013

8. Nick Rimando: U.S. Soccer synergy!

Thanks @CarliLloyd much Love!

— Nick Rimando (@NickRimando) November 8, 2013

7. Juan Agudelo: Cue the sad music

Well that's it. MLS career over for now I guess. Will miss playing in the US. Now all focused on England ,EPL and @stokecity #SCFC #stoked

— Juan Agudelo (@JuanAgudelo) November 8, 2013

6. Drew Moor: Puppy in the locker room!

Locker room mascot came to send the boys positive words for the offseason today.... #Rapids #OneClub pic.twitter.com/oXd4wik9VW

— Drew Moor (@drewmoor) November 7, 2013

5. Joe Corona: Not seeing this happening in Leon, Mexico…

Im craving some very good sushi!

— Joe Corona (@JoeCorona15) November 8, 2013

4. Alejandro Bedoya: And he doesn’t even play in Sweden anymore!

The biggest love-hate relationship in the world has to be with IKEA!!...

— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) November 5, 2013

3. Stuart Holden: Pretty, pretty gross

That moment when someone sitting across from u casually lifts a butt cheek. I saw you bro and I'm not happy, something about it stinks ????

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) November 8, 2013

2. Paul Arriola: Man’s best friend

That scary moment when you can't find your dog and look all over the streets for him and you come home and find him on the couch.. #Wags ????

— Paul Arriola (@PaulArriola) November 7, 2013

1. Zarek Valentin: Not a good week for Americans and flatulence

So I farted in the car... My roommate literally stopped driving, got out & threw up everywhere. Most ridiculous experience of my life #fact

— Zarek Valentin (@ZarekValentin) November 4, 2013