10. Robbie Rogers—Could a Cali boy say anything more Cali?

Political pundits of twitter land. Relax, get to a dance party today and shake off that animosity.

— Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers) October 23, 2012

9. Dax McCarty—Talk about musical diversity.

Today was "sing in the car going to training" day. Artists include but arent limited to Hootie and the Blowfish, Boyz 2 Men, and Soulja Boy.

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) October 24, 2012

8. Eddie Johnson—Surely the kid on the right is thrilled his face is now plastered on the Internet.

First year ever playing soccer was 9 years old. Mom could of at least got me a haircut for picture day. twitter.com/eddie_johnson7…

— Eddie Johnson (@eddie_johnson7) October 25, 2012

7. Alejandro Bedoya—Good to see Ale taking up the fight against Man UGGs.

'Tis the winter season where guys whip out their UGG boots to combat the freezing weather!! Lol ???? twitter.com/AleBedoya17/st…

— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) October 26, 2012

6. Brad Evans—Do waffles count?

Raise your hand if ur eating pancakes. #bfast

— Brad Evans (@brad_evans3) October 25, 2012

5.Jay DeMerit—This is why we love Jay DeMerit.

I'm just waiting for Brian Wilson to take off his fake beard and reveal he's actually Daniel Day Lewis..

— Jay DeMerit (@D6MERIT) October 26, 2012

4. Juan Agudelo—Clearly adapting well to life in Southern California.

I meannn twitter.com/jagudelo11/sta…

— Juan Agudelo (@jagudelo11) October 24, 2012

3. Heath Pearce—Have you ever seen anybody so happy about anything?

Because of @burnsent and @skittles, today is a special day. I arrived at training to a box full of this! #speechless twitter.com/HeathGPearce/s…

— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) October 23, 2012

2. Stuart Holden—The ultimate “First World Problem.”

To whoever it may concern, I'm very thankful for the heat from these seat warmers but u are causing me to sweat, Sincerely, my butt cheeks

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) October 26, 2012

1. Freddy Adu—Freddy probably knows this more than anyone else.

Sometimes people don't understand how hard it is to be a pro athlete. They only see the glam but a lot goes into it physically and mentally

— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) October 23, 2012