10. Brad Evans—Tackling real world issues from January camp:

Stop asking why Lance lied. Egomaniacs lie. That's what they do.

— Brad Evans (@brad_evans3) January 18, 2013

9. A.J. DeLaGarza—Respectfully disagree… Frosted Flakes with chocolate milk is the bomb:

Note to self: don't eat cereal with chocolate milk ever again...

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) January 14, 2013

8. Heath Pearce—In 2009, he and the club couldn’t finalize a deal before the end of the summer transfer window:

@mauriceedu @brekshea @geoffcameron enjoy the club I played at for just under 7 hours. twitter.com/HeathGPearce/s…

— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) January 17, 2013

7. Brek Shea—But will these skills (reportedly) translate to the Premier League?

I probably grill the best chicken in the south.....

— Brek Shea (@BrekShea) January 17, 2013

6. Alfredo Morales—Apparently they’re better at putting on socks in Germany:

@jagudelo11 I'll help you tomorrow bro! I got some german skills

— Alfredo Morales (@alfredo1008) January 16, 2013

5. Will Bruin—Random and terrific:

Ran into Craig Robinson over by Hermosa Beach the other day twitter.com/wbruin/status/…

— Will Bruin (@wbruin) January 15, 2013

4. Josh Gatt—Old Man Johnson schooled in social media:

@eddie_johnson7 it's @joshuagatt

— Joshua Gatt (@JoshuaGatt) January 16, 2013

3. Stuart Holden—Beyond adorable:

Texans vs Patriots at @geoffcameron house, sides strongly divided. #BullsonParade leggggo HTOWN!! twitter.com/stuholden/stat…

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) January 13, 2013

2. Dax McCarty—The definitive USMNT tweet about the Te’o hoax:

I refuse to add to the Manti Te'o bashing with a sarcastic or hurtful comment. In other news, me w/ my 3 best friends! twitter.com/DaxMcCarty11/s…

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) January 17, 2013

1. Omar Gonzalez—It’s impossible not to laugh picturing this scenario:

Trying to get a nap in before our next training session... @billhamid28 stop screaming over fifa!

— Omar Gonzalez (@Omar4Gonzalez) January 14, 2013