10. Sacha Kljestan

Instant classic. Does Brussels do sketch comedy?

Probably the funniest SNL skit I've seen in a while. Kevin Hart is hilarious. Watch: https://t.co/ikw6pEF8OR

— Sacha Kljestan (@SachaKljestan) January 20, 2015

9. Matt Besler

If neither side budges on free agency, that number may go up.

1,085 hours until kickoff #March8th

— Matt Besler (@MattBesler) January 22, 2015

8. Clarence Goodson

Spouting Republican ideology in the Bay Area? Um....

I love free things. But who is going to pay for all these free things? #SOTU just sayin

— Clarence Goodson (@ClarenceGoodson) January 21, 2015

7. Benny Feilhaber

He's your....density.

John Elway looks like Biff Tannen.

— Benny Feilhaber (@b_feilhaber22) January 21, 2015

6. Herculez Gomez

Bourbon Bowl > Super Bowl #MudDogs #Pats #Brady #BobbyBoucher

— herculez gomez (@herculezg) January 22, 2015

5. Brek Shea

Hmmmm. Curious choice of sponsors in a league committed to anti-discrimination.

“@OrlandoCitySC: We are excited to announce @ChickfilA as our newest partner! #EatMorChikin pic.twitter.com/5at8CjIoGw” yes sir!!!

— Brek Shea (@BrekShea) January 21, 2015

4. Lee Nguyen

Oh? You mean 1974 G.I. Joe here?

My body guard wasn't allowed to smile today pic.twitter.com/Md5IsKyf0K

— Lee Nguyen (@LeeNguyen24) January 19, 2015

3. Dax McCarty

DeflateGate keeps on giving.

Bet you Tom Brady never thought he would have to talk about balls this much in one press conference. #DeflatedBalls #gettingawkward

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) January 22, 2015

2. Alejandro Bedoya

Maybe Dan Gargan is big over there.

I spy an #MLS @LAGalaxy jersey all the way in Africa! What a finish to Ghana-Senegal game! Congrats to my man Papy! pic.twitter.com/zIqrZVint4

— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) January 19, 2015

1. Harry Shipp

The MLS Class Wars are just heating up.

I wonder if Giovinco knows that he will literally make more money in 2 days than some of his teammates will the entire year @MLS

— Harry Shipp (@championShipp11) January 20, 2015

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