10. Herculez Gomez—Scrumptious

Homemade chicken & waffles were legit. I’ve outdone myself. #RoscosAintGotNothingOnMe

— herculez gomez (@herculezg) January 24, 2013

9. Mix Diskerud—Why yes, yes you do Mix

I have just as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong.

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) January 25, 2013

8. Geoff Cameron—Versatile defender, versatile chef

So good they named it twice!! Little couscous and chick peas!!! twitter.com/GeoffCameron/s…

— Geoff Cameron (@GeoffCameron) January 24, 2013

7. Dax McCarty—They’re real and they’re spectacular

Everyone please welcome our 2 new signings that came in a package deal with Jamison Olave... #hiscalves#theyscareme twitter.com/DaxMcCarty11/s…

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) January 23, 2013

6. Stuart Holden—This is one of those times you cringe on someone else’s behalf:

It's your boyyyy stu, I'm numbaa 22, what ya gonna doooo , bust a rhyme or two coz im so coool heyyyyyy ... Sick right? No? Ok nevermind

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) January 24, 2013

5. Nick Rimando—Benny is all of three years old

I was just told my daughter Benny said "boys have nuts and girls have diamonds" hilarious. Chalk that one up.

— Nick Rimando (@NickRimando) January 23, 2013

4. A.J. DeLaGarza-—You love to see the keeper take care of his back line

Chauffeur to practice this morning. Thanks @sjohn25 twitter.com/AJD_20/status/…

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) January 25, 2013

3. Jozy Altidore—Banter!

@stuholden trying to be like u

— Jozy Altidore (@JozyAltidore) January 25, 2013

2. Alfredo Morales—So cute!

Just met @abbywambach at the Home Depot Center #USMNT #USWNT twitter.com/alfredo1008/st…

— Alfredo Morales (@alfredo1008) January 24, 2013

1. Sacha Kljestan—Oh snap, it’s on. Deuce hadn’t tweeted since Oct. 14

@clint_dempsey Score one important goal and now you wanna start tweeting again!!?? Haha what up man

— Sacha Kljestan (@SachaKljestan) January 21, 2013