10. Sacha Kljestan: Ah, the good old days.

Ace Ventura 2 on TV right now… Jim Carey is the best, one of a kind.

— Sacha Kljestan (@SachaKljestan) July 4, 2013

9. Joe Gyau: Real talk.

Hard times you find out who your real homies are

— Joe Gyau (@JoeGyau36) July 5, 2013

8. Heath Pearce: Did this actually just happen to you?

When your girlfriend says "I love you" for the first time in front of her mom and it sounds like a sneeze #ilovecheuuu #akwardsilencefollows

— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) July 6, 2013

7. Brad Evans: Lean meat. Good choice.

Gettin down on some turkey burgers tonight. Uggggghhhhhhhh

— Brad Evans (@brad_evans3) July 2, 2013

6. Sean Franklin: Surely the key to No. 50.

LD must have been watching me take PKs in training lol. Big moment for him on his milestone. Congrats!

— Sean Franklin (@SFranklin5) July 6, 2013

5. Jozy Altidore: Better late than never.

“@TBoyd91: @JozyAltidore about time bro”--- I'm going to try it out lol

— Jozy Altidore (@JozyAltidore) July 3, 2013

4. A.J. DeLaGarza: Never sure if this is flattering or insulting…

Got carded at the movie theatre.. I'm 25 years old..

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) July 4, 2013

3. George John: Really rubbing salt in the wound there, George.

Yo, @BrekShea did I hear sun's out guns out? Time to play! #lockedandloaded pic.twitter.com/CAW2s5M7aB

— George John (@GdoubleJohn) July 3, 2013

2. Mix Diskerud: And YOU couldn’t get a haircut while you were there, Mix?!

Playmaker, @JoeCorona15 getting cleaned up. #usmnt pic.twitter.com/oCCq0wphS4

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) July 4, 2013

1. Nick Rimando: Maybe Jack found out he wasn’t dressing Friday?

Weird... Walked by @JackMcInerney9 room and I heard whimpering.

— Nick Rimando (@NickRimando) July 4, 2013