10. Chris Pontius—Thankfully he’s joking:

Extreme Cougar Wives is my new favorite show. SMH

— Chris Pontius (@ChrisPontius13) November 29, 2012

9. Dax McCarty- There were no follow-up tweets about Swedish meatballs and that makes us sad:

Going to a place sure to brighten even the dreariest of days... IKEA

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) November 27, 2012

8. Herculez Gomez—I was in a Target the day before Sandy. It was not fun:

I love Target.. This place has everything. During ______ I want to be in Target. #NaturalDisasters #Apocalypse#Rapture

— herculez gomez (@herculezg) November 30, 2012

7. Sean Johnson—Having recently seen a mom eat baby food in order to encourage her kid and wind up cringing, this is LOL-inducing:

Wow this baby food next to me smells like cat food...man I hope that baby hasn't developed taste buds lol

— Sean Johnson (@sjohn25) November 26, 2012

6. Maurice Edu—Still on a BlackBerry? C’mon Mo!:

@sjohn25 that's cool...you too big time to respond to bbms okkkk lol

— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) November 26, 2012

5. Eric Lichaj—Everything looks better in HD!

After the game looked at my phone and saw a text from my brother "Your stache looks awesome in HD" #sexy

— Eric Lichaj (@EricLichaj) November 24, 2012

4. Terrence Boyd—These bros need a fashion-based reality show:

@brekshea jo u gotta send me some of ur snapbacks bro

— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) November 26, 2012

3. Juan Agudelo—No. Just no:

Free #Adidas gear.Would youu???? twitter.com/jagudelo11/sta…

— Juan Agudelo (@jagudelo11) November 30, 2012

2. Eddie Johnson—After a brief stint with his tweets privacy-protected, EJ tells it like it is…. with a winky face:

Soccer is my sanctuary ;)

— Eddie Johnson (@eddie_johnson7) November 26, 2012

1. Joe Gyau—Epic Freudian slip…. OR IS IT?!:

Time to regenerate them muscles!! Coach all day! Call of booty black ops II #letsgetit

— Joe Gyau (@JoeGyau36) November 29, 2012