10. Brad Evans

I looked it up, he wasn't joking.

Free lessons for all single males. THE Fabio is at Whole Foods Bellevue killin' the game right now. Ladies flocking like ducks after bread.

— Brad Evans (@brad_evans3) June 4, 2014

9. Nick Rimando

No questioning his loyalty.

Let's go boys! RSL pic.twitter.com/jmgLIOv94F

— Nick Rimando (@NickRimando) May 31, 2014

8. Geoff Cameron

Some peace signs before they do battle.

Off ?? to Jacksonville! @clint_dempsey @alebedoya17 (stop eating) #music #movies #1N1T #USMNT #USA http://t.co/rt1vMI7OLO

— Geoff Cameron (@GeoffCameron) June 2, 2014

7. Omar Gonzalez

He's bringing the drone to Brazil? So awesome and, um, how does Jurgen feel about that?

I was hoping my drone would fly by some topless women instead of a topless gzusi ... http://t.co/rsNVMZMzn6

— Omar Gonzalez (@Omar4Gonzalez) June 3, 2014

6. Tim Howard

They like soccer, tattoos, and long runs on the beach....

Not a bad place for jog! pic.twitter.com/ZnuxqXRMW9

— tim howard (@TimHowardGK) June 3, 2014

5. Ike Opara

Rules? what rules?

@gbaum30 you're just mad you didn't make my all star team...maybe next year buddy #whatwar pic.twitter.com/hQqR14X92B

— Ike Opara (@ikeopara) June 3, 2014

4. Chris Wondolowski

He will have plenty of time to hone his skills after retirement.

I do love golf but I am for sure sticking with day job. 130 yards away is way too far I need to be 18 yards and in.

— Chris Wondolowski (@ChrisWondo) June 5, 2014

3. Aron Johannsson

Missed it by that much.

Ups! #17th #inthehole http://t.co/oMVVWR1jtU

— Aron Jóhannsson (@aronjo20) June 5, 2014

2. Clint Dempsey

The American Outlaws will drive circulation up this week....

Repost from @si_soccer dope http://t.co/slmBV7nq4r

— Clint Dempsey (@clint_dempsey) June 3, 2014

1. Mix Diskerud

Fantastic tifo from the American Outlaws in New York.

NY has been better than I imagined. This topped the whole experience - @AmericanOutlaws pic.twitter.com/WdRR9hbIwV

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) June 2, 2014