10) Eddie Johnson- All the way?

Orlando what's good tonight? Ya boy in town and I'm all the way turnt up!!!!

— Eddie Johnson (@eddie_johnson7) December 14, 2012

9) Dax McCarty- Tweeting in said situation is now requisite:

That 10 minute break u take when youre eating sushi and u know youre about to head down the home stretch w/ that last roll... #happeningnow

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) December 11, 2012

8) Maurice Edu- The perils of the English Premier League:

Hate filling out forms and paperwork!????

— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) December 13, 2012

7) Brek Shea- He wound up finding the keys on a “low hanger”:

I have been walking through a store for 30 min trying to figure out where my keys fell out of my pocket.... #hah

— Brek Shea (@BrekShea) December 12, 2012

6) Herculez Gomez- Sounds like an overwhelmingly pleasant Thursday:

At Denny’s enjoying a nice lil brunch & Mariah Carey’s "Sweet Fantasy" comes on.. I feel like I skipped 1st period sophomore year!????#nostalgia

— herculez gomez (@herculezg) December 13, 2012

5) Teal Bunbury- Caleb Porter approves of hijinx:

Big shout out to my lil bro@darlingtonnagbe . Had a great bachelor party last night. Akron boys were in full force. #NagbeWedding #811

— Teal Bunbury (@TealBunB) December 14, 2012

4) Robbie Rogers- Can’t you hook us up with some context?

Attacked by a school of oompa loompas last night in Newcastle.

— Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers) December 9, 2012

3) Jay DeMerit- I mean…

So thankful that the "comic book guy" from the Simpsons is our genius bar tech at the Apple store. #fixedyfrog.com/ob4m0ooxj

— Jay DeMerit (@D6MERIT) December 11, 2012

2) Jermaine Jones- His reputation precedes him:

4 games suspended? Thats crazy in my opinion.

— Jermaine Jones(@Jermainejunior) December 12, 2012

1) Mix Diskerud- Winner:

@tboyd91 I name you, Sir Terrence Boyd. Knight of the green twitter.com/MixDiskerud/st…

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) December 9, 2012