10. Nick Rimando

Maybe Jurgen Klinsmann is right—the MLS offseason is too long. The Bachelor? Really?

“@sydneyleroux: Choosing Ashley was definitely a publicity stunt or no? #TheBachelor” ????%

— Nick Rimando (@NickRimando) January 6, 2015

9. Jermaine Jones

The U.S. midfielder may be a beast on the field but he's a sweetheart off it.

I saw you live on stage at the espys & your speech impressed me. A man full of faith and love. So sad!!! R.I.P. pic.twitter.com/6XG51oXaPm

— Jermaine Jones (@Jermainejunior) January 4, 2015

8. Greg Garza

Yellow card! Er, yellow flag—picked up for no apparent reason.

How bout dem Cowboys! #FinishTheFight

— Gregory Garza (@gmgarza24) January 5, 2015

7. Emerson Hyndman

We're officially excited about this U-20 team.

Second session in Jamaica finished! Looking forward to Guatemala on Friday! ?????????? @ Kingston, Jamaica http://t.co/Hdn13wTxyf

— Emerson Hyndman (@emersonhyndman) January 8, 2015

6. Mike Magee

Agreed. He won't be out of work for long.

Mike Petke is a winner

— Mike Magee (@magee9) January 7, 2015

5. Sacha Kljestan

Mid-season? Preseason? Just teasin'?

On my way to Spain for a little mid-season training camp. California, you were amazing as always. 2015 let's go, gonna be a good year.

— Sacha Kljestan (@SachaKljestan) January 4, 2015

4. Eddie Johnson

Repost from my bro @clint_dempsey. My condolences to your beautiful daughters,family,friends and love… http://t.co/slsg8wvhRK

— Eddie Johnson (@eddie_johnson7) January 4, 2015

3. Brad Evans

This, we believe, is in reference to the tweet below.....

I think @MixDiskerud is pulling an @amandabynes

— Brad Evans (@brad_evans3) January 8, 2015

2. Mix Diskerud

....Is it poetry....?

Reporters say I am close to... What does that mean... What did they come close to... Since I was in Brazil...

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) January 8, 2015

1. Mike Magee

Or is there something else going on....?

@MixDiskerud Lay off the crack bro

— Mike Magee (@magee9) January 4, 2015