10. Carlos Bocanegra: So, so Cali

Wow, I can't believe I forgot how freakin awesome whole foods is!! Sensory overload.

— Carlos Bocanegra (@BocaBoca3) July 25, 2013

9. Juan Agudelo: Juan, why you gotta be a buzzkill?

It's not you. it's who you paint and convince yourself towards others that has got you simply lost but mainly ,, http://t.co/xZoKWmdgZM

— Juan Agudelo (@JuanAgudelo) July 23, 2013

8. Brek Shea: Two renegade Texas boys

"I'll adapt but I won't change who I am" @JManziel2 #yessir

— Brek Shea (@BrekShea) July 22, 2013

7. Robbie Rogers: This does sound like a heck of an evening

Couch, @ussoccer, coconut water. Let's go!

— Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers) July 24, 2013

6. Mix Diskerud: Moral police!

Ryan Braun - another cheating pro Why prep a comeback? Why shouldn't he get a job where he doesn't deprive those who earned what he did not

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) July 23, 2013

5. Maurice Edu: Too bad Eddie already came out and said he hates the hair

My boy @eddie_johnson7 on fire! Must be the hair ????

— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) July 24, 2013

4. Jay DeMerit: “Old maestro”?!

Anyone else see the old maestro Bob Bradley on @TheDailyShow last night? He even cracked a joke!? Really hope #Egypt qualify for WC #respect

— Jay DeMerit (@D6MERIT) July 26, 2013

3. Dax McCarty: /CONCACAF pre-emptively suspends Dax

"You won't like Jurgen when he's angry...."

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) July 25, 2013

2. A.J. DeLaGarza: Most doctors disapprove of this

Feels sooooo good... https://t.co/OoX2MFZoaM

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) July 23, 2013

1. Omar Gonzalez: Let’s go ahead and call this an accident

I think I'm in the wrong locker room ... Not that I'm complaining! http://t.co/o3figVcuKt

— Omar Gonzalez (@Omar4Gonzalez) July 23, 2013