Tweets of the week
Omar Gonzalez Has a Better Life than You Do
The Los Angeles Galaxy center back takes a break to, um, well float on water or something along those lines. Meanwhile, Dax McCarty makes a joke about sex scenes and parents.
10. Geoff Cameron: Hey man, she lives in Paris. It would hardly be long-distance
9. Joe Gyau: Context?Don't think there's a bad movie Natalie Portman plays in or looks bad!
— Geoff Cameron (@GeoffCameron) August 7, 2013
8. A.J. DeLaGarza: No way that this didn’t work outCorruption
— Joe Gyau (@JoeGyau36) August 9, 2013
7. Juan Agudelo: Watch out ladies of Staffordshire!Hey @KingJames I lost your number man. Just hit me back here, we just landed in Miami. Dinner on you! #back2back #champs
— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) August 4, 2013
6. Heath Pearce: MLS email blasts!Your too fine to be laying down in bed alone... #seriouslytho
— Juan Agudelo (@JuanAgudelo) August 9, 2013
5. Terrence Boyd: Clint Dempsey takes offenseLove the way my name is spelled in this email. pic.twitter.com/wWlh5I7C66
— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) August 7, 2013
4. Omar Gonzalez: In this week’s edition of “Omar Gonzalez Has a Cooler Life Than You”Happy birthday Captain America @BarackObama
— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) August 4, 2013
3. Kelyn Rowe: Juan should just avoid paying up until he peaces out in JanuaryPutting the 'fly' in fly boarding. http://t.co/0UPTA6t2pg
— Omar Gonzalez (@Omar4Gonzalez) August 8, 2013
2. Dax McCarty: Excellent analogy@JuanAgudelo where is my bagel and smoothie? #betsabet
— KelynRowe (@Krowe210) August 7, 2013
1. Sacha Kljestan: This might cause a schism in U.S. campA-Rod needs to fire his PR representation ASAP. Press conferance was about as awkward as watching a sex scene with your parents.
— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) August 5, 2013
@AleBedoya17 congrats on your move man. Now learn some French so we can talk behind people's back. Good luck!
— Sacha Kljestan (@SachaKljestan) August 8, 2013
