10. Herculez Gomez: It was so endearing when we were in junior high…

Dear Abercrombie & Fitch, Your music (and smell) are noticed by all who pass by. This isn’t a rave. It needs to stop. Sincerely,Everyone

— herculez gomez (@herculezg) March 4, 2013

9. DaMarcus Beasley: Even Comcast wouldn’t do that…

Forgot to pay my damn cable bill.. Now i have no tv for the evening! Anyone want to keep me company???

— DaMarcus Beasley (@DaMarcusBeasley) March 6, 2013

8. Alejandro Bedoya: I just tried tying my shoes without using my thumb and was ultimately unsuccessful

Never realise how important your thumb is until it takes forever to tie your shoes!! twitter.com/AleBedoya17/st…

— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) March 6, 2013

7. Terrence Boyd: If anybody has ever successfully taken a power nap, please shoot some advice to Terrence (and CC me)

Just took a nap and it always feels like waking up from the dead

— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) March 8, 2013

6. Brek Shea: This seems like Brek’s Hail Mary attempt to get with Taylor Swift, and we completely approve

Does @taylorswift13 date ppl and breakup with them just to write new songs?

— Brek Shea (@BrekShea) March 4, 2013

5. Mix Diskerud: The kid is a master of opportunistic photos

Just me and my bro, "Crock", hanging out. twitter.com/MixDiskerud/st…

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) March 7, 2013

4. Juan Agudelo: Hey man, if there’s nothing else to do…

Wat? 30% increase in New Jersey babies born this July because of the hurricane sandy blackout. (Explain)u were only born cus my phone died?????

— Juan Agudelo (@jagudelo11) March 3, 2013

3. Eddie Johnson: This is in fact, the American dream

Four hour flight in a middle seat. Boo!!! Atleast sit me next to two hot chicks. Lol????????????????

— Eddie Johnson (@eddie_johnson7) March 7, 2013

2. Jay DeMerit: The whole endeavor really should have been live-tweeted

Pain killers make u constipated. But I just poo'd!!! It's the little things. #RoadtoRecovery #GoCaps

— Jay DeMerit (@D6MERIT) March 7, 2013

1. Geoff Cameron: People of Staffordshire, beware!

My driver this am!! Definitely not letting him drive again! #stayinbetweenthewhitelines twitter.com/GeoffCameron/s…

— Geoff Cameron (@GeoffCameron) March 6, 2013