10. Alejando Bedoya—Having done this myself on several occasions, you really can’t turn it off once you start.

Umm I really just spent last hour watching n listening all 22 Chapters of R. Kelly's Trapped In The Closet songs!?? lol

— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) October 17, 2012

9. Stuart Holden—He’s got the good sense and self-control to watch MvF at 7 p.m. rather than 2 a.m. like most people.

Watching Man vs Food re-runs ... @adamrichman you are the man dude ha ha!

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) October 15, 2012

8. Clint Dempsey—Snarky and awesome:

Field we played on last night for a WCQ. Hainstagr.am/p/QvJn_eHb2B/

— Clint Dempsey (@clint_dempsey) October 13, 2012

7. Terrence Boyd—Joe Corona's brief cameo Tuesday earned this:

@joecorona15 congrats on being cap tied bro

— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) October 17, 2012

6. Jozy Altidore—After being omitted from the squad, classy tweet from the young striker:

On to the hex! Congrats to the #USMNT on a job very well done. Great and fun game to watch. Keep it going! #USA #USA #USA

— Jozy Altidore (@JozyAltidore) October 17, 2012

5. Eddie Johnson—EJ’s comeback has been a talking point lately, but he’s not done yet:

There is so much more soccer in my tank.

— Eddie Johnson (@eddie_johnson7) October 18, 2012

4. Robbie Rogers—This tweet didn’t get any responses:

Was sitting in the London Museum for the past few hours mesmerized by the WWII video. Anyone have any questions about WWII, ask away.

— Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers) October 19, 2012

3. Nick Rimando—Who looks out of place here?:

The monsters and me T-HO @bguzan Chris Woods #GK's #USMNT #WCQinstagr.am/p/Q3XFyGKY8v/

— Nick Rimando (@NickRimando) October 17, 2012

2. Dax McCarty—In response to a Red Bulls contest for a signed Dax McCarty jersey, we’re reminded that even Twitter contests have fine print:

I really want that damn jersey! @newyorkredbulls, if I win, how do we proceed? That would be kinda awkward. I better get a fair chance tho!

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) October 17, 2012

1. Herculez Gomez—So many things to love about this picture. Alan Gordon flexing for some reason. Dempsey with his trademark smirk. Geoff Cameron absolutely bewildered:

On to the next round! @nickrimando Goonies (AG) always flex in group photos.instagr.am/p/Q4ucGdA-8M/

— herculez gomez (@herculezg) October 17, 2012