10. Alejandro Bedoya: You’re better off not going to Ultra, Ale, we guarantee it

Wish I could be at Ultra in Miami these 2 weekends! Not just for the awesome music but to witness crazies make out with trees! Lol

— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) March 15, 2013

9. Terrence Boyd: By far Drake’s best career verse

Sweatpants hair tied chillin with no make up on, thats when u the prettiest I hope that u dont take it wrong #drizzy

— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) March 15, 2013

8. A.J. DeLaGarza: And people wonder why dinosaurs went extinct…

Illegal throw? It's not my fault I have T-Rex arms...

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) March 14, 2013

7. Jermaine Jones: … Gets yellow card for dissent

I'm happy to be back on the field !!!!

— Jermaine Jones (@Jermainejunior) March 15, 2013

6. Chris Pontius: Why the thighs?

Ready for this weather to warm up. Also ready for my buildings pool/hot tub to open up. Thighs could use some sun

— Chris Pontius (@ChrisPontius13) March 13, 2013

5. Heath Pearce: It’s just so, so true

That awkward moment when you realize #messi (age wise) is not even in his prime yet.

— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) March 12, 2013

4. Maurice Edu: Still on the BlackBerry? C’mon boys!

@jozyaltidore yea why

— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) March 11, 2013

3. DaMarcus Beasley: This is the best philosophical question I’ve heard in a while

A friend asked this on my fb was interesting!... If u had to marry the last person you had sex with, would you be happy??

— DaMarcus Beasley (@DaMarcusBeasley) March 12, 2013

2. Dax McCarty: It’s happened to the best of us

Maniac driver cut me off this AM. I yelled/used foul language. Then realized Kelly Clarkson was on the radio. Couldnt be a tough guy anymore

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) March 13, 2013

1. Jay DeMerit: This is what your fiancé is for!

Grocery shopping on crutches is fun... Like, SO MUCH FUN!!!

— Jay DeMerit (@D6MERIT) March 14, 2013