10. Mix Diskerud: That’s 10.4 degrees Fahrenheit

Anybody who thinks this is funny... Well, it's not! twitter.com/MixDiskerud/st…

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) February 8, 2013

9. Heath Pearce: Everywhere but Brooklyn, yes

Do skinny jeans count as compression pants ?

— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) February 7, 2013

8. Sean Franklin: Okay, that’s a pretty darn good party

Timbaland and JT... With @ajd_20 @shellshellmac #PreGrammyParty twitter.com/SFranklin5/sta…

— Sean Franklin (@SFranklin5) February 9, 2013

7. Ike Opara: Apparently Juan Agudelo is “that guy” who just needs to always be Barca…

@jagudelo11 well you should probably stop playing with the best team...just a thought

— Ike Opara (@ikeopara) February 7, 2013

6. Chris Pontius: Seeing as Dax is now a big baller…

@daxmccarty11 when are you taking me to dinner?

— Chris Pontius (@ChrisPontius13) February 5, 2013

5. A.J. DeLaGarza: It’s funny because it’s true

It's ok Ronaldinho, Joe Hart saved my penalty kick also...

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) February 6, 2013

4. Chris Wondolowski: A quick Google search shows that the Humble Rodeo takes place in Humble, Texas. Mystery solved

“@tallyhallgk: Anybody else going to the Humble Rodeo tonight?” is that a rodeo with very modest cowboys?

— Chris Wondolowski (@ChrisWondo) February 9, 2013

3. Brek Shea: There’s nothing wrong with wearing sweats on an airplane!

Ppl look at me so funny when I fly first class. Maybe it's bc I dress like a homeless person...at least I'm comfy! #dontjudge

— Brek Shea (@BrekShea) February 7, 2013

2. Robbie Rogers: Well, when you fail on loan in England’s third division, these things tend to happen…

Just read my "rights" were traded to Chicago... Love how the MLS works, pretty funny.#rightlessinthemls

— Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers) February 4, 2013

1. Omar Gonzalez: We’re starting to get concerned about Omar abusing Vine…

Nothing wrong with a lil river dance before training, right? vine.co/v/b1LOBZAAIhT

— Omar Gonzalez (@Omar4Gonzalez) February 4, 2013