10 Julian Green

Tannenbaum-y.

Merry Christmas everyone!???????????? pic.twitter.com/6wmNDAZdXE

— Julian Green (@J_Green37) December 24, 2014

9. Freddy Adu

Oh boy.

Thank God for Twitter. There are a lot of false information out there. I signed a 6 MONTH deal and it's done now. Simple as that. #truth

— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) December 22, 2014

8. Brek Shea

Good for all parties involved.

Turned the page with @spencrwadsworth #OrlandoCity http://t.co/zk8z0x4hlb

— Brek Shea (@BrekShea) December 19, 2014

7. DeAndre Yedlin

Nice gesture, Seattle.

This video. Wow. Speechless. http://t.co/KD6IZGqA0s

— DeAndre Yedlin (@yedlinny) December 23, 2014

6. Jermaine Jones

Hard not to root for this guy.

Get the Christmas lights on ???? #happybaby#happypapa @ Saddle Ranch Bar Sunset Blvd http://t.co/rMgQRixk4y

— Jermaine Jones (@Jermainejunior) December 25, 2014

5. AJ DeLaGarza

Is this how Chris Pontius does it?

Had to pick up one of these for Christmas so I can look like @bj6... ???????? pic.twitter.com/LlF8SkoShZ

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) December 26, 2014

4. Brad Evans

Evans has mastered the art of self-deprecation.

.@nba if you were any softer you'd be soccer players

— Brad Evans (@brad_evans3) December 26, 2014

3. Mike Magee

The odd couple at it again.

Have @Omar4Gonzalez making me eggs this morning. Already in his head for March 6th #LAvCHI pic.twitter.com/CC08kpbcce

— Mike Magee (@magee9) December 19, 2014

2. Alejandro Bedoya

We have nothing to add here.

“@Thomas1872_: Checking how @AleBedoya17 doing & I find this picture of @BocaBoca3 ???????? pic.twitter.com/9qKe7f8zsX” OMG lost member of N'sync!?????????

— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) December 19, 2014

1. Mix Diskerud

More Seuss than Deuce, in our estimation.

By Xolos impressed by Pushkins caressed Tjernen falsely second-guessed MLS-fans' ambitions stressed Qatarsis? - yet not at all depressed

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) December 22, 2014