10. Joe Gyau: Joe, you’re fired

Giovanni dos santos is nice!!

— Joe Gyau (@JoeGyau36) June 19, 2013

9. Maurice Edu: Such a tease... What were the terms?!?!

So my little bro just woke me up to remind me I lost a bet we made after game 3...fml...

— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) June 21, 2013

8. Jozy Altidore: The boys are back in town

@MauriceEdu come to south beach kid

— Jozy Altidore (@JozyAltidore) June 22, 2013

7. Heath Pearce: Fine piece of citizen journalism

Cobblestone yoga in meatpacking. Cuz that makes a lot of sense. #downwardfacingdumb pic.twitter.com/4mGy5iF620

— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) June 19, 2013

6. Juan Agudelo: Turn it up Juan!

Because of Neymar's game today I'm gonna train an hour earlier tomorrow. #motivaciòn

— Juan Agudelo (@jagudelo11) June 20, 2013

5. Freddy Adu: Gotta get on that clinical strength, Freddy

Man is there any deodorant that is really antiperspirant? I feel like I've tried everything lol. Killing my swag game lol

— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) June 21, 2013

4. Stu Holden: If you needed proof Stu is ready to roll, this is it

Had a fan-girl moment last night meeting Ty Burrell from Modern Family! Phil Dunfy, what a legend and nice guy! pic.twitter.com/3N5TVSNItr

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) June 19, 2013

3A and 3B. Eddie Johnson and Jermaine Jones: This is teamwork on getting your followers up

S/O to my teammate @jermainejunior dope a$$ dude please go and follow him #usmnt #roadtobrazil2014

— Eddie Johnson (@eddie_johnson7) June 19, 2013

S/O to my teammate @eddie_johnson7 cool guy please go and follow him #usmnt #roadtobrazil2014

— Jermaine Jones (@Jermainejunior) June 19, 2013

2. Terrence Boyd: We’ve been saying it for a month. USSF, please get these guys some entertainment!

https://t.co/qRlv7cG8OO

— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) June 17, 2013

1. Alejandro Bedoya: A truer statement has never been written.

Home is where you poop most comfortably!.... ????

— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) June 18, 2013