8.21.17
ASN Morning Read: We're Running Out of Adjectives
Are you not entertained? We are very entertained. The kid starts off the Bundesliga season with a rather astonishing performance in the most ho hum manner; Plus, porta potties.
- CP did what?
THE KID STRIKES AGAIN! Pulisic scores Dortmund's first Bundesliga goal of the season. @cpulisic_10 ???????? #WOBBVB https://t.co/CrJF3PThvp
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) August 19, 2017That man @cpulisic_10 is at it AGAIN!
— U.S. Soccer (@ussoccer) August 19, 2017
First the goal, then this beauty of an assist. https://t.co/eAV741m8Wa - Just the facts:
Since start of last season, 5 players have 4+ Bundesliga games w/ a goal & an assist:
— Paul Carr (@PCarrESPN) August 19, 2017
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???????? Werner - "Matt Besler was a Sporting Kansas City rookie in 2009, and although he had considered it something of a fairly tale to play for his hometown club, the reality didn’t match the illusion.Sporting KC, then still known as the Kansas City Wizards, played soccer matches inside a minor-league baseball stadium — such an awkward fit that, even eight years later, everybody seems to provide a different example of just how incommodious it was.Here’s Besler’s: In the second half of a match, he needed to use the restroom, so he asked a stadium employee to point him in the direction of the players’ bathroom. Besler’s eyes followed the employee’s index finger to a spot behind the bench. A porta potty."
- Injuries, Lack of Playing Time Plague U.S. Back Line
- Wondo:
Wondo just became the first player in @MLS history with 8 straight double-digit goal seasons. #SJvPHI
— Matthew Doyle (@MattDoyle76) August 20, 2017 - Pretty into this series of Clint Dempsey personalized handshakes:
Clint Dempsey loves personalized handshakes with teammates, a thread:
— Seattle Sounders FC (@SoundersFC) August 18, 2017
