10. Graham Zusi—By far the most consistent comfort food on Earth

It's a grilled cheese and tomato soup kinda day twitter.com/gzusi/status/3…

— Graham Zusi (@gzusi) February 26, 2013

9. Sacha Kljestan—Well now that you put it that way…

Can U imagine if The Bachelor happened in real life? Dude dates few girls at same time(and they know) then just proposes after 1 month WTF??

— Sacha Kljestan (@SachaKljestan) February 26, 2013

8. Mix Diskerud—Overcoming the hatred of running is what makes you a pro athlete:

What I really think twitter.com/MixDiskerud/st…

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) March 1, 2013

7. Joe Gyau—Slicing a burger in half is one thing, pizza is a different story…

Never really understood why people eat burgers or pizza with a fork and knife

— Joe Gyau (@JoeGyau36) February 28, 2013

6. Heath Pearce—I really thought I was weird for doing this all the time

Creeping up a yard or two(in your car) at a red light to see if you can make the line of cars behind you do the same #suckers #itsstillred

— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) February 26, 2013

5. Terrence Boyd—That’s really all you have to say

Oh Jennifer Lawrence

— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) February 24, 2013

4. A.J. DeLaGarza—Scrumptious use of Vine

My favorite sushi. Crispy rice w/ spicy tuna. #izakaya #katsuya vine.co/v/bgH5VIwi5tg

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) February 25, 2013

3. Juan Agudelo—Why you gotta be so selfish mom?

If my mom held me in her stomach for one more month I would have been eligible to play u-20s national team this year. #commonMom! ????

— Juan Agudelo (@jagudelo11) February 28, 2013

2. Brek Shea—Trolling the 2001 Ballon d’Or winner? Nice

Remember when I megged you in practice today @themichaelowen #haha

— Brek Shea (@BrekShea) March 1, 2013

1. Maurice Edu—Seriously Jozy, your goals are just inconveniencing everyone at this point

@jozyaltidore again? I'm getting tired of saying congrats son! Ain't nobodygot time fo dat! haha keep balling fam! twitter.com/MauriceEdu/sta…

— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) February 27, 2013