10. Perry Kitchen—Terrific question:

So out of all the nice soccer specific stadiums we have in this country, the college cup is at a baseball stadium? Hmmm

— Perry Kitchen (@PerryKitchen23) December 8, 2012

9. A.J. DeLaGarza—Why?

Oiii I just did this twitter.com/AJD_20/status/…

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) December 6, 2012

8. Omar Gonzalez—References to The Wire warrant automatic inclusion:

Omar's comin'...

— Omar Gonzalez (@Omar4Gonzalez) December 1, 2012

7. Maurice Edu—“It’s made with bits of real panther.”

They've done studies, 60% of the time it works every time!

— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) December 5, 2012

6. Dax McCarty—What would a week be without a Dax tweet?:

The thing about eating goldfish on the beach? You don't know if what you're eating on them is salt or sand. Do you care? Nope. #delicious

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) December 7, 2012

5. Brad Evans—This should probably come before goal-line technology:

After watching the last few playoff games & this Chelsea game, wife says all defenders r required 2 wear straight jackets 2 avoid handballs

— Brad Evans (@brad_evans3) December 5, 2012

4. Eddie Johnson—EJ’s rise includes great humility:

I've thanked everybody this year who played apart in a great year for me except myself. Double salute to myself. #aye

— Eddie Johnson (@eddie_johnson7) December 5, 2012

3. Jay DeMerit—The hair really gets lost in the comeback story:

Watch old world, @stuholden's hair is about to be unleashed on the football field yet again! Congrats roomie! #allthebest

— Jay DeMerit (@D6MERIT) December 6, 2012

2. Jozy Altidore—Keeping it real:

Anyone who thinks the sky is the limit, has limited imagination.

— Jozy Altidore (@JozyAltidore) December 5, 2012

1. Juan Agudelo—His legend grows:

#VSFashionShow #victoriasecret.Cute faces but look very hungry . #moremeatpls thanks

— Juan Agudelo (@jagudelo11) December 5, 2012